100 Wholesome Dad Jokes For All The Family
100 Wholesome Dad Jokes For All The Family 1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. 5. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. 7. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. 8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 9. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. 10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 11. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy. 12. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it. 13. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 14. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 15. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many pr...